henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
Sassy Taylor at BBMA
Interviewer: Kid Rock made a statement about lip-syncing
Taylor: Well I didn’t, so…
Interviewer: What do you think of Justin Bieber winning the Milestone award?
Taylor: Can we have another question?
Taylor: (to the fans) You're the longest and best relationship I have ever had!
Taylor: *finishes 22*
Taylor: *sassy look to the crowd*
~During the show~
Host: Do not date these women or they'll write a song about you!
Taylor: "you're right and IDGAF" face
Taylor: *stucks tongue out*
"Down the stairs, I was there, I remember it":... →
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y0urfuturewasme: Being fearless isn’t the absence of fear, it’s wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt to a One Direction concert
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voguetaylor: where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton eye joe